How you doing guys? I hope your doing awesome and doing whatever it takes to get into incredible shape :) and if not I wanna motivate your ass to help you get your dream body
Now that all of you are super pumped and ready to sweat it out and burn some calories I thought I would share with you "The Top 10 Signs You've Eaten Too Much" from the one and only Mr. David Letterman.........Can I get a DRUMROLL please...........hit it!
The Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much
AND THEY ARE......................10.Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.
9.Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
8.You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis
7.Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.
6.You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.
5.World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"
4.CBS tells you to lose weight or else.
3.Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.
2.Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.
1.You're sweatin' gravy.
So thats it for now and as Nike says "JUST DO IT!" ;)
Andy A.K.A the Fat Terminator
Hasta La Vista Baby
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